Iulia

= Everest Entertainment =

//with Andrea and Iulia//
presents

Mission: Improbable
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Cast:
Iulia as Angela __**Andrea as Jennifer**__ Iulia as Russian mobster

Plot (movie trailer):
Two average girls (Angela and Jennifer) are kidnapped by the Russian mafia and are sent on a mission to steal top-secret information from the U.S. military base in Nevada (Area 51). This seems like an impossible feat for the two average girls, but the mafia threatens their lives if they don't comply. The girls go through brief training and are sent on the mission with absolutely no clue what to do. The two are frightened of guns and are completely incompetent. Their clueless attempts to infiltrate Area 51 //somehow// (miraculously) prevail and they are able to steal the documents, but Jennifer gets captured. Then Angela has to make the choice between her life and her best friend's.

Script:
(note: underlined writing is what appears on a black screen between clips like most movie trailers) Jennifer & Angela: [chatting on the street, walking along] __When two average girls__ //(Russian mafia comes and kidnaps them)// __Are kidnapped by the Russian mafia__ Russian mobster: We need you to go on a top-secret mission for us. Jennifer: Why us? We're good Americans! We vote! I pay my taxes! Russian mobster: I'm the one asking the questions here. If you do not comply with our orders, you //and// your loved ones will suffer the consequences. //(Angela and Jennifer look frightened)// __And sent on a top-secret mission__ Russian mobster: We need you to sneak into the U.S. military base in Nevada. //(Holds up photograph)// Once you have infiltrated Area 51, you will steal classified information. It will be held in a file cabinet and the folder is red. You will go through brief training on your mission and you will also recieve more information. Russian mobster: You are ready. __They must achieve the impossible__ (//Angela and Jennifer are equipped and armed and they approach the fences in front of Area 51. There are many caution signs on the fence. Angela and Jen look at eachother dumbly. Music stops.)// Angela: What now? //(pause)// Jen: We have to get past this fence. Angela: There's barbed wire at the top. Jen: So we get a few battle wounds. It's better than dying. //(Jumps onto fence, struggling to climb up. Fails and jumps back down.)// Angela: What are we going to do? //(Camera scrolls to open door in the fence.)// Jen: Oh. //(They run through.)// Angela (whispering to Jen): You should shoot him, I think. Jennifer: No, you shoot him! Angela: Why should I shoot him? I'm a good American citizen. Jennifer: You have better aim. Come on, just shoot him. Angela: But what if I miss? We're going to have security on our tails! We'll go to jail! Jennifer: Then don't miss. Angela: //(Sighs and pulls out gun. She stares at it for a moment, before awkwardly loading it and accidentally shooting the floor, making a loud bang.)// Darn it! Run!!!! //(Security guard is alert and runs after them. Angela gets away but Jennifer gets caught.)// __One of them must make the choice between her life...__ __Or her best friend's.__ //(Angela looks thoughtful and distressed)// //**Black screen: Coming soon to theatres near you.**//
 * Cut to: Russian mafia headquarters**
 * Cut to: Training montage** //(Shows Jennifer and Angela training while intense music plays.)//
 * Cut to: Random room**
 * Cut to: Entrance gate/fence of Area 51**
 * Cut to: Inside Area 51 filing room.** //(Angela and Jen steal the red folder from a cabinet and sneak out.)//
 * Cut to: Hallway of Area 51.**//(Jen and Angela hide around the corner, out of the sight of a security guard.)//
 * Cut to: Jennifer being taken away by security guard as Angela watches from a hiding spot.**

**The Validity of Information**

I got 5/10 on the Hoax Quiz.

A hoax or an urban legend is a myth that is untrue. You can tell when hoaxes are untrue by using common sense because they are often quite unbelievable. It also depends where you hear of the hoax from. If, for example, you get chain mail containing a hoax, it is most often untrue.

Wikis are not sources of valid information because they can be edited by anybody. For example, I could go to a random page on Wikipedia right now and write 'pigs can fly.' However, when people do write things that are not true, other users edit it and erase it. I, personally, have never seen anything random like that on a Wikipedia page because there are thousands of other people who view the page and correct the information. Moderators can also ban the I.P. address of the person who edited the page so that they can't edit it again. But even though people can correct all this incorrect information that is easy to spot, there still may be information that is outdated or not exact, so Wikis are not very good sources for information.


 * Information Literacy **

I visited the following websites to see if they are valid. (V is for valid and I is for invalid)

//Golfcross [**V**]// - I wasn't very sure about this one. The idea of an oval golf ball sounds a bit like a scam, but the site looks very official. The idea is very well thought out even though it may not work as well as they claim it does, but then again, all products are over-advertised. I personally wouldn't buy this, but the site looks pretty trustworthy. //Buy Dehydrated Water [**I**]// - I have no doubt about this one. It's a complete scam. First of all, it doesn't even look official. A company with enough money to distribute such a product could surely afford hiring a webmaster who could create an official-looking layout. And aside from that, what the heck is dehydrated water? They don't even explain how exactly they make it. //Inreach [**I**]// - I don't trust this one because it's ridiculous (and quite funny). //Velcro crops?// Velcro does not grow on farms! If you google search 'velcro crops', the first site that shows up is this one (Inreach) and in the description it says, "Contains fictitious information." //The Dog Island [**I**]// - This one was just weird. There is no chain of islands with only dogs as its inhabitants. Humans are too greedy to let the territory be unclaimed. And the "Rates" page doesn't even give actual prices, it just says stuff like "very, very expensive." //Shibumi [**I**]// - This is obviously a joke; the internet never 'ends.' I thought it was quite funny, though, and it makes a good point. //StephenWorks (Funky Shoes) [**I**]// - I might have trusted this site if it weren't for the whole 'psychic' thing. I quote, "Look for shoes marked with the PSYCHIC tag. These shoes will include an official document stating where these shoes have been and how they felt about their life." That is just absurd. //Fun Phone [**I**]// - It even says on the site, "This site is proud to have been briefly banned by Clemson University." If the site has been banned, it doesn't seem trustworthy. //Bandersnatch [**I**]// - This seems fake because it says they're a university without a campus. I'm not sure how that would work exactly.

**SMART Tips for Safe Surfing** **S**afe - Always keep your name, address, mobile phone number and password private.
 * M**eeting up with a web pal can be dangerous. If you must go, make sure you take an adult with you.
 * A**ccepting emails or opening files from people you don't know can get you in trouble - they may contain viruses or nasty messages.
 * R**eliable? Someone online may not be who they say they are.
 * T**ell your parent or carer if someone or something makes you feel uncomfortable or worried.

**My Quote** //"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves."// ~William Shakespeare

